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    girl in bed: yes...call me a slut
    me internally: wtf?
    me internally: ok stay calm
    me internally: this is just a setup
    me internally: she's just testing me
    me internally: don't fucking do it
    me: you slut
    me internally: dammit
    girl in bed: yes daddy im gonna cum
    me internally: raw
    me: raw
"My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them."
- ― Laurell K. Hamilton (via psych-quotes)

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I love st Patrick’s day but do you know those certain Irish americans who are really annoying about it

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